All the Stuff I Can Do Now the Olympics Are Over

• Go to bed before 11:30.
• Stop trying to figure out the rules for handball.
• Feel sorry for all silver medalists (“You’re the #1 loser, no one lost ahead of you.” Seinfeld)
• Be amazed at how Russia used to be the arch enemy, and now I kind of like them.
• Start training to fulfill my personal Olympic dreams in Brazil.
• Celebrate that we have more medals than China, even though they have all our money.
• Wait for NBC’s delayed broadcast of the opening ceremony.
• Watch my Mr. Bean videos.
• Wonder at a guy with no legs running faster than I drive.