Sunday, August 12, 2012

All the Stuff I Can Do Now the Olympics Are Over

  • Go to bed before 11:30.
  • Stop trying to figure out the rules for handball.
  • Feel sorry for all silver medalists (“You’re the #1 loser, no one lost ahead of you.” Seinfeld)
  • Be amazed at how Russia used to be the arch enemy, and now I kind of like them.
  • Start training to fulfill my personal Olympic dreams in Brazil.
  • Celebrate that we have more medals than China, even though they have all our money.
  • Wait for NBC’s delayed broadcast of the opening ceremony.
  • Watch my Mr. Bean videos.
  • Wonder at a guy with no legs running faster than I drive.

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