Golf is a game of excesses. Excessive time, money, space, rules, and humiliation.
Golf shouldn’t make you bleed. I have been the bleeder and the cause of others bleeding.
I am funny enough already. Props are not necessary.
You meet few poor and disenfranchised people while golfing, and I already know my share of wealthy white guys with poor sense of fashion.
I always need more balls…in every sense of the word.
I do not curse.
After 9 years of golf abstinence, I’m being forced to play on Thursday.